Thursday, September 23, 2010

Hubby's analysis

The hubby just broke it down for me on what is working and why in each post thus far. As a former mathematician, he spent most of his time talking about geometry and body type, but I got his drift. Here is the basic analysis:
  1. I'm a banana-hour. I don't even know how that is possible.
  2. Wearing any structured shoulder doesn't work for my "muscular" build. Get rid of any shoulder padding or structure. This is the same man that called me pumpkin-ass and thought it was a complement.
  3. I need to show neck so I don't look like an injured midget.
  4. High collars look great with v-necks on me, as long as there is a slopping shoulder.
  5. Wear lady like lines around neck and shoulders to soften my muscles. Does this guy think I'm a line backer? To be fair, one of my closest friends comments on my bi-athlete neck on a regular basis.
  6. Ok. Now he is making fun of my head size. If I was 6'6", my head would be 30" in circumference (derived from my current head:height ratio).

Where do you go from here?

Style Illiterate

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